Knock Knock Simulator

Knock-knock jokes told through your front door. Support and help.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, our ears are freezing!

How to play on iPhone Duo

Shut your phone. The outer screen is the inside of your front door.
Tap TELL ME A JOKE. Someone knocks.
Tap Who's there?, then "____ who?".
Open your phone to open the door: whoever was knocking is on the porch with the punchline. BA DUM TISH!
Rate how bad it was on the groan meter, then shut the phone for another.

How to play on other iPhones

Your screen is the inside of the door. Tap TELL ME A JOKE, answer the door, and when it says SWIPE IT OPEN, drag the door open from the right (or tap the prompt). Swipe it back, or tap CLOSE THE DOOR, for another.

Modes

Joke of the Day: one new joke a day, with a streak for coming back.
Categories: food, animals, names, spooky, holidays, school, silly and groaners.
Party mode: tap the 🎉 on the title. The phone shows you what to say and your friend answers. Open the door to show them who it was.
My Jokes: type your own who and punchline, pick who's on the porch and which door, then play or share it.
Kids mode (in Settings): only simple jokes and friendly visitors.

Questions

I don't hear anything. Check that Sound is on in Settings and that your ringer switch isn't on silent: the app plays quietly alongside other audio and follows the switch.

Can I start over? Settings › Reset progress clears jokes heard, ratings, favourites, your streak and your own jokes. Your settings stay.

Do my jokes leave my phone? No. They're saved on your iPhone and only go somewhere if you tap Share.

Contact

Something not working, or got a joke for us? Email showboatsupport@gmail.com.